It's not worth it to know you're not worth it!
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything!
I didn't think I was ever going to get a sensible question.
Sometimes it's very difficult being a dog…
Laughing is good for you if you don't kill yourself.
Eyes deceive and legs fail, but it's the stomach that gets you in trouble!
If you think about something at three o'clock in the morning and then again at noon the next day, you get different answers...
We all need someone to kiss away our tears.
But how can you do push-ups when your nose gets in the way?
Yesterday I was a dog..today I'm a dog...Tomorrow I'll probably Still be a dog...There's so little hope for advancement!
生活就像一輛十檔變速自行車,我們有各種檔位選擇,很多人卻忘了用。
少了我,世界還有什么樂(lè)趣。
我們每個(gè)人,都需要一個(gè)能給自己道別之吻的人。
預(yù)言家在自己的國(guó)家及家庭里總是不受尊重。
人生好比手鐲……手鐲上面鑲著珠寶,就仿佛不時(shí)發(fā)生在我們生活里的閃光時(shí)刻……
人為什么想要只狗,我想是為了安全。當(dāng)你知道這個(gè)世界上至少還有一個(gè)生物在愛(ài)著你,這會(huì)讓你感到安全。
幸福是一只溫暖的小狗。
我想我是不敢開(kāi)心了,因?yàn)槊看味紩?huì)樂(lè)極生悲。
你是不是很煩躁,我的朋友?你是不是躺著也在擔(dān)心?好了,不要擔(dān)心,我在這里,我會(huì)在這里支持你的。一切都很正常,世界會(huì)變得和平的,饑荒會(huì)消失的,明天太陽(yáng)依然會(huì)升起。