蕭伯納
世界著名的擅長幽默與諷刺的語言大師
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.
英國人不太注重精神生活，所以他們發(fā)明了板球來讓他們對(duì)永恒有點(diǎn)概念。
The possibilities are numerous once we decide to act and not react.
一旦我們決定行動(dòng)而非被動(dòng)反應(yīng)，可能性就無窮無盡。
The first love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
初戀只是一點(diǎn)愚蠢和大量的好奇心。
You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.
你用鏡子看臉，用藝術(shù)品看靈魂。
The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
學(xué)得越多，知道得越多。知道得越多，忘得越多。忘得越多，知道得越少。那何必學(xué)習(xí)呢？
The man who listens to Reason is lost: Reason enslaves all whose minds are not strong enough to master her.
聽從理性的人會(huì)迷失：理性奴役所有心智不夠強(qiáng)大無法駕馭它的人。
A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
幸福的家庭不過是提前的天堂。
The art of government is the organization of idolatry.
統(tǒng)治的藝術(shù)就是組織偶像崇拜。
The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not.
避免痛苦的唯一方法就是不要有足夠的閑暇去思考自己是否幸福。
The greatest of evils and the worst of crimes is poverty.