伍迪·艾倫
美國導演、編劇、演員
I couldn't remember the reason for living, and when I did it wasn't convincing.
Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
The most beautiful words in the English language aren't "I love you" but "it's benign."
Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Only unfulfilled love can be romantic.
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better ... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
我不記得活著的理由了，而我記得的時候，那個理由又沒有說服力。
我們的生活取決于我們選擇用什么樣的方法去扭曲它。
最動聽的話不是“我愛你”，而是“它是良性的”。
男人學著去愛吸引他們的女人，而女人則學著去吸引他們愛上的男人。